Ocarinas United

hmmm yes very good
lets see how tis goes

i find the game that your in and then i do two things first i mess it up and the just turn it off

ahh but i warp out before that i clone the ocrina and take it to a movie theater wich is showing a movie that keeps you watching it 4ever!!!

takes the ocarina by shooting the last person in the face then stays up forever with a pistol that never runs out of bullets and makes sure no one takes his ocarina

REZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i rez this topic then i shoot the pistol then shoot you and thake the oc

I prepare an army against all of you, retreive the ocarina THEN go underground to the earths core with all the supplies I need for a billion years, until I need to play song of time and go back to the same moment. But Before that, my army kills you all. Thats the end of that!~

i was waiting for u at earths core i shoot u grab the ocarina and ur billion year supllies and then i take a roket to mars where i live in a dome where anyone but me can enter

AH!~ But I knew I wasn't going to get away with it, so I actually left the ocarina to melt inside the core and made a new crappy ocarina, that has no sentimental or money value because its a dot. And then on that dot.... is a camera chip that happens to look like an ocarina that covered the dot. Which is actually a bomb, but I got live feed broadcast of you dieing =D. Also I was able to reverse time with my STLOcarina then took my ocarina from the core and fast forwarded time again, and went to Palkia and Dialgas layer

i mind control them and you and i make them kill you then i take ocarina and i grab the Majoras mask butchers umbrella-ella-ella-ey-ey! and fly away like mary popins!!!

HAHA!!!!

*Takes ocarina and replaces it with one I pooped in*